What happens when you put one part dork, one part gamer, a dash of mom-life, a cup of book worm, and a whole lot of weird together, mix it well, bake for 32 years, and top with lots of love and not enough free time? Well, you get me!
it feels weird logging into this account, but seeing as it’s my first ever account, it’s a comfort. Also, reading through all the messages from people is hilarious lol
ALRIGHT. SO IN LIGHT OF OTHER BLOGS WITH EXPLICIT CONTENT BEING DEACTIVATED WITHOUT ANY CONTACT TO THE OWNER OF SAID BLOG
I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TURN EXPLICIT MODE ON FOR THE TIME BEING.
Basically this just means you won’t be able to find me if you have ‘safe mode’ enabled or tag me in anything if we’re not mutuals. I’m going to turn this stupid function off as soon as I find out that my content is safe from being deleted, just please be patient with me :(
To my followers, I am so sorry but I have no choice but to do this until we figure out what the actual fuck staff is doing.
Y’all I’m sorry, but I may have to do this as well. I don’t want my account to be deleted. I’ll keep updated on the situation and play it by ear!!
somehow this drawing went from being a random andalite rearing up to aldrea and dak having terrible proportions due to me trying to squeeze them both in… foresight! posting it anyways because there’s not enough animorphs in the world!
character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X
the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
the “hands go down” trope
example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*
how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”
These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon
i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression
Bonus points if he DOES react, but it’s to close the door and tell his buddy “it’s for you.”
That one character who is like actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting
Knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect
Convenient book titles (“Plot-Related Thing for Dummies”)
Characters giving a flashback and voicing all the characters themselves
Listing a number of bizarrely specific conditions, which then immediately happen
“Are you sure this is a good idea?” “Nope.”
Evil laughter interrupted with coughing
Two characters fight over a thing like “Is not!” “is too!” and one tricks the other into saying the the other thing by repeating what character B just said
“You can say that again!” *character repeats exact same thing they just said*
Character screams, shots pan out to random places further and further away with the scream still going, birds and animals getting spooked, volcanos erupting, etc. all the way out to a shot of the planet from space
Characters sound like they’re beating the crap out of each other in the next room, cut to next room where they’re doing something totally harmless like playing video games
Replacing swear words with random noises like trucks honking and crows cawing
“I love this job” immediately turning into “I hate this job” or vice versa
Large, grown ass man lets out high pitched squeal like girl
Short names with totally wrong long versions (Nederick, Barold, Bobert)
The thing about this photoset is that Evans is a passive subject for the camera.
Most photos of a beefy blonde male have him staring aggressively. You know the type I mean - stance wide and shoulders spread, eyes lit with challenge, as if he’s about to punch or fuck the camera man. This set is the exact opposite. Evans glances away from the camera like a Victoria’s Secret model, or else peeks from behind a shirt like he’s asking for approval. The photos where he’s on his knees have his spine curved to show off his slender waist, elbows in to show submission. Heck, in one picture the curve of his torso mirrors the curve of the lady on the poster in the background.
Some photographer, when deciding to work with Evans, decided to shoot him in a way that women are often portrayed, instead of the traditional machismo alpha male bullshit. Thank you, photographer. Tumblr is grateful.
Oh wow someone added smart meta to this photoshoot. That means I can constantly reblog it without shame.
